We know how annoying people online can get. Trust us, sometimes we’re in that boat. And when a porn star receives nothing but “I wanna make fvck you with my huge [….]” – you get what I’m saying.
So we came up with a few scenarios utilizing our creative ways to tell people to get bent that are a little more amusing than using words. Enjoy!
“I still love you bae…” (when they already have a new significant other)
“I’m done with finals!” (and you’re just starting summer courses)
When you win in your fantasy pool
“OMG! My dad got me a new boat :O :D” (unlikely, unless you have a lot of rich friends)
“Check out my new gf/bf”