The Future of Sex Toys Literally Sucks

Vibrators Have Been the Same for 200 Years, Until Now…

Back in the 19th century, medicine had little to do with actual science, which led to one of the most unfortunate misconceptions in history: that women had no sex drive and experienced no sexual desire or pleasure. Sex was something women had to put up with to keep their husbands happy and proliferate their genepool. Not surprisingly, this horrible misconception left an enormous number of women feeling sexually frustrated.

Women would complain to doctors about anxiety, sleeplessness, irritability, nervousness, erotic fantasies and wetness between the legs. Since sexual desire was out of the question, doctors came up with a syndrome known as “hysteria.” To treat hysteria, doctors and midwives would apply vegetable oil to a woman’s vulva with one or two fingers inside the vagina and the palm pressing against the clitoris.

Thanks to this special medicinal massage, women would experience sudden and dramatic relief from hysteria. And while treating hysteria may sound like your dream job, doctors would quickly discover there was a downside to administering orgasms. Cramped fingers, aching joint and chronic hand fatigue from fingering women for hours on end made it difficult for certain doctors to effectively administering the treatment these women were seeking.

To combat the physical limitations the doctors kept encountering, they began experimenting with mechanical substitutes for their own fingers and the vibrator was born. And though the vibrator would enjoy a renaissance thanks to the advent of electricity, it consistently had to masquerade as a “personal massager” because there was a stigma surrounding female pleasure. Though the shapes and materials used would change significantly as time went on, vibrators still rely on the same basic function as when they were first invented.

Enter Womanizer, a brand with a different vision for female pleasure. Rather than rely on the centuries-old method of using vibrations to make women climax, they have combined vibration with patented “pleasure air technology” for touchless stimulation of the clitoris (or the labia or nipples if you are so inclined) to get some serious sexual arousal.

If you are skeptical that the Womanizer’s suction function can beat the vibrator you currently have hidden in your nightstand, consider that more than half of Womanizer users experienced an orgasm in less than one minute. Nearly 80% of women who tried the Womanizer orgasmed in two to three minutes. For reference, it usually takes the average woman about 20 minutes to climax.

Plus, 75% of Womanizer users have a higher rate of multiple orgasms. Statistics are nice, but we are of the belief that the best measure of a sex toy’s effectiveness is to see how it works with people who have had more sex than we could ever imagine.

In the latest Brazzers scene starring Mercedes Carrera, Veronica Avluv and Johnny Sins titled “Pure Indulgence” where talk show host Mercedes recommends her relationship-saving secret weapons: the Womanizer Pro and the Womanizer Inside Out.

Mercedes Carrera, an adult star who has plenty of experience getting off with virtually every make of sex toy, gushed about the toy she recently co-starred with. “Womanizer sex toys are very well made, and it addresses a woman’s need for clitoral stimulation with incredible success. I thought the design was intuitive and it’s a joy to use it in either lovemaking sessions or on your own during solo masturbation because it is a perfect fit for women and it’s so easy to hold. Veronica Avluv and I had a blast using the Womanizer during our explosive scene with Johnny Sins! Veronica squirted so much while using Womanizer products and they helped me easily reach orgasms as well!”

The toy-powered threesome between the married couple and the host of the show is the only proof you need, confirming that “pleasure air technology” is something that everyone needs to be taking advantage of.

Womanizer is revolutionizing sexual pleasure so join history in the making. By using their products, you are contributing to advancing female pleasure in bold new ways.

See the Womanizer in action in “Pure Indulgence” on Brazzers now.

Written by TRENDZZ

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