These Terrible Dirty Jokes Just Might Make Your Day Less… Terrible

They’re just so bad, you can’t help but laugh.

Have you ever heard dirty jokes so laughably bad that, well, you can’t help but laugh?

We managed to get Brazzers porn stars Nikki Benz and Nicole Aniston together to read out some terrible dirty jokes because, you know, nothing beats a good dick joke to make the inevitable daily drudge through life go away. That’s a saying right? Meh, who cares. You probably just want to watch the video.

Here you go:

We also compiled the best reactions to some of these dirty jokes that’ll have you going. “Yup. I feel you.”

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?


Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Three guys go into a ski lodge and there aren’t any rooms left, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night the guy to the right wakes up and says “wow, I just had the most vivid dream I was getting a handjob!”

The guy to the left says “wow, I just had the exact same dream!”

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says:

Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?

What were some of your favorite dirty jokes? Leave them below and suggest some other terrible dirty jokes we could use for a follow up video!

Written by Blake Fraser

Peanut butter aficionado, professional bad joke teller, and gamer to the end of my days.