QUIZ | Do You Have What It Takes To Become A Male Porn Star?

Time to walk that walk.
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Dear guys who constantly message us (a publishing brand, not a porn brand) about becoming porn stars,

It’s definitely no surprise to hear that porn brands receive tons upon tons of emails and messages (and dick pics) every day of guys asking to be porn stars. But we got tired of receiving those kinds of inquiries, so we made a little home test for you to check whether you’ve got what it takes to become a porn star or not on your own.

Here it is, your chance to prove to yourself that you actually can, or cannot be, a male porn star based on some of the most important elements required to perform the tasks of a male talent. And hey who knows, if you can be a porn star, maybe you’ve got what it takes to date one too!

Are you a virgin?

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Have you ever had a threesome before?

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What do you think of another guy touching a girl you're 'doing the business' with?

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You don't necessarily get to choose the girl you have sex with, does it bother you that you might be with someone you're not really attracted to?

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Do you fall in love too quickly?

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How long can you last in bed?

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How big is your 'Johnson', 'ding dong', 'love stick'?

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Let us know what you got! And don’t be ashamed of your answer, I got ‘no’ and I know pretty darn well that I couldn’t be a porn star 😉

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Written by Blake Fraser

Peanut butter aficionado, professional bad joke teller, and gamer to the end of my days.