Watch Porn Stars Try To Pick Each Other Up With Your Cheesy-Ass Pickup Lines

It's oddly satisfying...

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As much as we love to joke that pickup lines are almost quite literally weapons of destruction (they will seriously destroy your credibility and ingenuity as a person) and will get you nowhere with women, that doesn’t mean that watching them happen in front of your eyes isn’t hilarious.

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Photo – TRENDZZ (Porn Stars Play: HEY GIRL! (Pickup Lines))

So, to illustrate how silly these pickup lines sound in real life, we at TRENDZZ called up some friends at Brazzers and got Nikki Benz (Porn Myths BUSTED) and Nina Elle to read some out for you to hear. Behold our newest in a series of original content: Porn Stars Play: HEY GIRL! Pickup Lines.

Warning: these lines are beyond cheesy, may be offensive, and should literally never ever be attempted in a pickup situation.

Contrary to what we’re led to believe,

with key lines like “We should make like a fabric softener and Snuggle” and “Do you live in a corn field? ‘Cuz I’m stalking you”, these two porn stars inadvertently prove that you have to have some real big balls to try something this cheesy out on a woman.

What did you think of the video? And is there still hope to recover after having spouted one of these lines to someone? – I’m asking… for a friend.

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Written by Blake Fraser

Peanut butter aficionado, professional bad joke teller, and gamer to the end of my days.