We Talked With ‘The Porn Dude’ To Figure Out How Porn Reviews Work

Turns out, they're pretty damn helpful before you open your wallet.
Photo – Brazzers (Office An*l)

Have you ever wondered if a certain porn film was worth your time? Probably not.

You might just watch and bounce, watch and bounce, watch and… you get the point. But what if you could find exactly what you were looking for without all that frustrating bouncing around between clips and waiting for them to buffer, only to find a scene that’s not up to your standards?

We checked out “The Porn Dude” dot com and decided to ask the owner exactly what all the hype was about around porn reviews. It turns out, they’re actually pretty damn helpful.

Photo – ThePornDude dot com

How long have you been reviewing scenes as “The Porn Dude”?

Since the beginning of time! ThePornDude is as old as the universe, or even older! Jokes aside, I can tell you that I have been reviewing adult videos and clips since I have started the project. Basically, this means a good amount of time, which again means a lot of experience.

How do you determine which scenes to review?

I watch them! If I consider the scene to be good, I’ll want to tell you about it. And that’s when the magic happens.

When people search for reviews on The Porn Dude, which are the most popular keywords?

The most popular keywords will always follow the most popular niches. Those keywords are, in fact, the words that give the name of those niches. A few examples would be: teen, MILF, mom, anal and other stuff like that.

Photo – Brazzers (Mother’s Little Helper)

Are there any clear favorite performers when people search for reviews on scenes? Are there a top 3 girls that are most searched for or popular on the site?

It’s funny to see that you are asking me this question. I recently wrote a blog post which had a “top 10 most searched pornstars” in my directory.

The first 3 positions are Riley Reid, Mia Khalifa and Brandi Love.

-The Porn Dude

What is one of the most memorable scenes you’ve ever reviewed? Do you remember which brand produced it?

Hmm, that is one hard question! There are so many good scenes out there from different studios. Even if there is a storm in my head right now, I think that I can tell you about a particular one. It’s a retro scene with Kay Parker where she goes to her stepson’s bedroom to give him a special kind of morning wake-up call. That woman is one of a kind and she really has some of the hottest breasts ThePornDude ever saw! Too bad that she’s retired from porn.

Photo – Brazzers (Dear Keiran)

Which reviews tend to be the most visited on The Porn Dude?

The reviews that tend to be the most visited are those that can be found in the categories which are not listing free sites. A category that has tubes will not produce many views on the reviews. It’s normal because you can check those out for yourself. Visitors are typically looking for new paysites to visit – and they are looking to see which site caters to their preferences the most.

In other words, a category like ‘Top Premium Porn Sites’, which involves adult entertainment paysites, will receive the most clicks on the reviews. People want to know how a site is before spending their hard earned dollars on it. Simple, don’t you think? And obvious.

Photo – Brazzers (Taming the Wild Thing)

Is there anything common between the most popular reviews on site that you’ve noticed? For example, do they all have ‘doggy-style’? ‘Squirting’? Are parodies the most popular?

I am not sure if I can give you a specific answer about that. They do tend to share: most of the keywords I referenced to you above, the content of the site which is under review (like Brazzers, Reality Kings, etc.), or popular niches.

MILFs or Teens – which category is most popular for the reviews on site?

Teens, hands down. This niche will never die! MILFs usually follows. But hey, what do you expect? Teen content is as hot as Hell and the search results corroborate this preference.

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