Porn Stars Who Are Also Master Chefs

Let them wine and dine you before they show you their moves.

Some porn stars are as active in the kitchen as they are in the bedroom

Which doesn’t come as much of a surprise to me since food and sex are two of life’s most fulfilling, and healthy, pleasures. Beyond serving up steaming scenes of heady screwing, the jiz bizz boasts some real culinary talent with gastronomical skills sure to give you flavor-gasms. Here’s a definitive list of adult performers we’d love to dine with.

Jean Val Jean (a.k.a Emmanuel Delcour)

Emmanuel DelCour thought he could sneak onto the TV show Chef Academy unnoticed, but when you’re a strapping Frenchman with a reputation as one of the industry’s finest analinguists, it’s only a matter of time before your cover’s blown. For Emmanuel Delcour, it didn’t take long for men and women alike to recognize him as the infamous Jean Val Jean, his porn star nom de plume. Delcour even managed to feature on Cutthroat Kitchen and make it to finale! Surprisingly, what he does so well for a day job didn’t distract from his palatable creations. Not only can he eat butt like a champion, but this guy can put together a sophisticated, balanced seabass fish cocotte. Proof, I think, that porn and food go together like PB and jelly.

Photo – Burning Angel (Baristas)

Joanna Angel

The Burning Angel punk porn princess, Joanna Angel does more than perform, produce, and direct deliciously appetizing skin flicks. Turns out she’s an amateur pit master to boot! While she’s known to personally cater her own porn shoots, she’s also a devotee of the BBQ faith. An ardent fan of the TV show BBQ Pitmasters, she’s no stranger to Big Green Egg grills, and has even dabbled in the art of rub-making. Apparently, she’s got her own secret recipe for the stuff. Her passion for BBQ Pitmasters is so complete that she directed her own parody of the cooking show, BBQ Titmasters. Like a good porno, solid BBQ has to be smoky and hot, something Joanna Angel seems to have mastered in all of her endeavors.

Photo – Adam Bouska | No H8 campaign

Brandon Lee

Gay porn superstar who also has the distinction of being known as the first Asian top in the adult entertainment business, Brandon Lee has indisputably proven he’s also at the top in the cooking world. He actually trained at Cordon Bleu in 2003 and eventually ended up being the executive chef at Ortolan in L.A, no small feat, especially for a guy who spends his days arduously laying pipe. Most recently, he’s been cutting his teeth privately catering functions for a long list of San Francisco clients.

MARIAH MILANO

It’s fitting that we should end this segment with buxom beauty Mariah Milano, who’s gone from purveyor of fine adult erotica to comfort food that’ll keep you satisfied. Initially famous for her blowjob skills, she’s transitioned—and quite impressively so, if I do say so myself—into the realm of home cooking, with ambitions of one day becoming an online food star, and she has her very own website devoted to that cause. Whether it’s mouth-wateringly delicious cannoli stuffed with ricotta filling or hearty Beef Wellington, she’s got a passion for cooking that will definitely get your stomach grumbling, and she’s performing a public service with videos that can teach you how to cook like a porn star.

 

Good food is one of the great aphrodisiacs, which is probably why porn stars have such a killer kitchen instinct. If there’s anything we can learn from these dynamic individuals, it’s that good food and good sex go hand-in-hand.


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Written by Hugh Jasse

An eloquent soul, a lover of women, fine wine, and travel. I can often be spotted aboard a skiff in Santorini, catching rays and artfully plucking at my lute.