Comparing The (s)Excursions Of Pirates And Porn Stars

"Arrr" and "Grrr" are not THAT far off.
Photo – Digital Playground (Pirates 2)

Being a pirate or a porn star is a daring career choice that takes courage. Let’s dive into some of the similarities both of these jobs share.

Photo – Digital Playground (Pirates 2)

Recruitment based on talent

Recruitment is essential both as a pirate and a porn star. These types of careers choices require the best of the best. Talent is chosen based on skills and abilities. Pirates look at their candidates for strength, agility, and teamwork, while porn stars look at durability, stamina and technique. We all want professionals to run the ship.

Photo – Digital Playground (Pirates 2)

Searching for treasure (g-spot)

The treasure hunt is the fun part of the job! Pirates would usually store their treasures – be it gold, silver, exotic food, clothes, etc., in a treasure chest, and they didn’t always have a map with the coordinates to retrieve it later but tried to retrieve it by visual memory. Same applies for the female treasure-spot, it doesn’t come with instructions! You really need to know where the treasure is in order to get to it. Hunting for their buried treasure comes easily for skilled pirates and porn stars alike.

Photo – Digital Playground (Pirates 2)

Having sex on a boat

Porn stars and pirates are both capable of sex on a rocking boat. Picking the right position for balance is important. You can use the motions of the boat to your advantage. It is recommended to choose a boat that offers privacy, unless you like to be daring (or whatever floats your boat, pun intended!).

Photo – Digital Playground (Pirates 2)

Accessories to improve performance

Pirates used accessories in order to improve their performance, such as earrings and eye patches. These were not simply statement pieces, as pirates once believed that using an eye patch would aid their night vision and wearing earrings would have vision and health benefits. As for porn stars, accessories for enhancing their performance can range from anything including physical objects like sex toys to oil-based products like lube.

Photo – Digital Playground (Pirates 2)

Both genders can apply for these roles:

We’ve come a long way from gender specific jobs. Piracy is more modern than you think. Although limited, they did have a lot of women pirates. Some notable ones were: Mary Read, Anne Bonny, Grace O’Malley, and Ching Shih.

This role in the pirate world is prevalent in the adult film Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge produced by Digital Playground. The parody features a plethora of renowned female talent from the adult industry including: BellaDonna, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Jesse Jane, Shyla Stylez and more.

Written by TRENDZZ

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