You probably already know Joanna as the queen of alternative porn, but did you know she’s a huge Janet Jackson, Luke Perry and Cool Whip fan?
- Every morning I drink one cup of coffee and I eat one hard boiled egg
- My very first boyfriend (when I was 10) dumped me because I had a mustache
- I’m really bad at smoking weed. Seriously. Every time I try to I hallucinate or have a panic attack.
- Once in the middle of sex I demanded that Small Hands (yes, that’s his performer name) lick my nose. And… he did!
- I didn’t upgrade from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 till last week…
- I really love Janet Jackson! I’ve been trying to master the “if” dance since I was about 11 years old… and it’s still quite terrible.
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- When I was in Kindergarten, I ate an entire tub of “Cool Whip” (does that still exist?) and then I washed it out and glued a bunch of glitter and pipe cleaners to it and I wore it as a hat every day. I called it my “cool whip hat “
- I get anxiety about going through my mail
- Both of my dogs were adopted from shelters
- I’m allergic to cats
- I have a framed autographed photo of Luke Perry that I got in the mail when I was part of a 90210 fan club when I was in sixth grade
You can follow Joanna here for anything from tattoos, to her awesome hair and pretty large hats.
I want to get better at wearing a large floppy hat. Does anyone have any input on this !!
— Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel) May 28, 2016