11 Things You Didn’t Know About Me: Joanna Angel

My very first boyfriend (when I was 10) dumped me because I had a mustache.

You probably already know Joanna as the queen of alternative porn, but did you know she’s a huge Janet Jackson, Luke Perry and Cool Whip fan?

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    1. Every morning I drink one cup of coffee and I eat one hard boiled egg
    2. My very first boyfriend (when I was 10) dumped me because I had a mustache
    3. I’m really bad at smoking weed. Seriously. Every time I try to I hallucinate or have a panic attack.

@thesmallhands_ had no where to put his beer . 🙄 thanks @avnshow for a fun night !!!

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    1. Once in the middle of sex I demanded that Small Hands (yes, that’s his performer name) lick my nose. And… he did!
    2. I didn’t upgrade from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 till last week…
    3. I really love Janet Jackson! I’ve been trying to master the “if” dance since I was about 11 years old… and it’s still quite terrible.

Gonzo is recovering well 🙂 he’s a tough mother fucker !!

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    1. When I was in Kindergarten, I ate an entire tub of “Cool Whip” (does that still exist?) and then I washed it out and glued a bunch of glitter and pipe cleaners to it and I wore it as a hat every day. I called it my “cool whip hat “
    2. I get anxiety about going through my mail
    3. Both of my dogs were adopted from shelters

This is gonna be awesome ! #nightmarebeforexxxmas

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  1. I’m allergic to cats
  2. I have a framed autographed photo of Luke Perry that I got in the mail when I was part of a 90210 fan club when I was in sixth grade
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You can follow Joanna here for anything from tattoos, to her awesome hair and pretty large hats.

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Written by Nikki Benz

Life lesson provider, Pomeranian lover, and Adult Industry specialist. Don of the #BenzMafia.